2016 NFL Season

2016 Rams Roster Preview: LS Jake McQuaide, Conqueror

St. Louis Rams long snapper Jake McQuaide warms up beside the NFL shield logo against the Cleveland Browns during an NFL Football game on November 13, 2011 in Cleveland, Ohio. St. Louis won 13-12. (Photo by G. Newman Lowrance/St. Louis Rams)

St. Louis Rams long snapper Jake McQuaide warms up beside the NFL shield logo against the Cleveland Browns during an NFL Football game on November 13, 2011 in Cleveland, Ohio. St. Louis won 13-12. (Photo by G. Newman Lowrance/St. Louis Rams)

(For incredibly serious analysis of Los Angeles Rams long snapper Jake McQuaide, I highly suggest the 2015 Rams Roster Preview piece on him)

January 4, 2009: Los Angeles Rams long snapper Jake McQuaide saves a young girl from a burning building by long snapping her out of the 14th floor into that giant fire department trampoline catchy thing.

Roster Battle

May 2, 2011: Los Angeles Rams long snapper, and sometimes member of U.S. Navy Seal Team 6, Jake McQuaide kills Osama bin Laden by long snapping a bullet through his forehead.

Expectations

August 11, 2013: Los Angeles Rams long snapper Jake McQuaide kills Cersei bringing stability to Westeros.

Chances of Making Final Roster: 9.99/10

Los Angeles Rams long snapper Jake McQuaide might be the best long snapper in the history of the NFL. He may be the best football player in the history of the NFL. And yes…he may be the greatest human to have ever lived.

Jake McQuaide.

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